I guess I’m officially middle-aged. Though, let’s be real. I’m not likely going to live to be 90 years old. It’s a bit of a mindfuck to think that my life is probably more than half-over. Yet, I don’t dread getting older. I feel like my life just keeps getting better.
This year I’ve gotten through a bout of breast cancer, installed some new boobs, and moved into an affordable housing building. I figured my 45th birthday was the perfect time to celebrate all of it. So, I had a boobwarming x housewarming x birthday bash!
I actually had a small retirement for my previous pair of knockers and so it only feels appropriate to have a welcome home party for my new ones. I’ve also decided to christen them Razzle and Dazzle. Ya know, so that I can give everyone that good ol’ razzle dazzle.
So, here’s to another trip around the sun!
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